I'm Just A Mom Trying Not To Raise Assholes Ceramic Mug 15 oz
I'm just a mom trying not to raise assholes. The mission statement, the daily grind, and the lowest bar that somehow takes everything she's got.
This trying not to raise assholes mug states the parenting goal honestly. Kind humans out the door. Whatever it takes before 8am.
Who this is for:
- The mom teaching please, thank you, and don't be that guy
- The Mother's Day gift that earns the tired, knowing laugh
- Anyone needing a not raising assholes mug for the trenches
- Mom. Mid-mission. Succeeding, mostly.
Made for the manners bootcamp that never ends. The kids are turning out kind, which means the swearing into her coffee is working.
What you get:
- 15 oz white ceramic, big enough to matter
- Microwave and dishwasher safe
- Printed in the USA
- Makes a gift she will actually use
Mission: decency. Method: repetition. Results: promising.
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