I'm A Freak In The Sheets Ceramic Mug 15 oz
I'm a freak in the sheets. Literally. The thread count is 1000 and she takes her sleep setup very, very seriously.
This freak in the sheets mug commits to the pun with full dedication. Egyptian cotton, weighted blanket, blackout curtains. The commitment is total.
Who this is for:
- The sleep maximalist whose bedding situation is deeply impressive
- The gag gift for the friend whose pillow collection has its own wing
- Anyone needing a freak in the sheets mug that lands immediately
- The sleeper. Premium. Unashamed.
Made for the mornings that follow eight glorious hours on a mattress she researched for six months. The sheets are the reason. She will discuss the thread count.
What you get:
- 15 oz white ceramic, big enough to matter
- Microwave and dishwasher safe
- Printed in the USA
- Makes a gift she will actually use
Sheets: premium. Freak: confirmed. Sleep: elite.
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