If You Think I'm Short Mug 15 oz
If you think I'm short, you should see my patience. The height is what it is. The patience is shorter. Both are non-negotiable facts about her constitution.
This if you think I'm short mug puts the real measurement on the table. The height is one thing. The patience is the more relevant statistic.
Who this is for:
- The petite woman whose patience is the shorter of her two measurements
- The gag gift for the friend whose patience has never matched her height for altitude
- Anyone needing an if you think I'm short you should see my patience mug
- The short. In height. Shorter in patience. Accurate on both.
Made for the ones who have heard the short jokes and whose patience departed before the joke finished. The height is the least short thing about her right now.
What you get:
- 15 oz white ceramic, big enough to matter
- Microwave and dishwasher safe
- Printed in the USA
- Makes a gift she will actually use
Short: height. Shorter: patience. Measurement: taken correctly.
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