If It Requires Pants Or A Bra It's Not Happening Today Ceramic Mug 15 oz
If it requires pants or a bra, it's not happening today. The dress code is set, the RSVP is declined, and the couch has a reservation.
This no pants no bra mug announces the household policy. Comfort is the law, and the law is enforced from the sofa.
Who this is for:
- The homebody with a strict loungewear constitution
- The gift for the friend who cancels plans with pride
- Anyone needing a requires pants mug for the weekend uniform
- The comfortable. Committed. Unreachable by dress codes.
Made for the sacred stay-home days. The leggings count as pants only legally, the bra is in exile, and the coffee approves of everything.
What you get:
- 15 oz white ceramic, big enough to matter
- Microwave and dishwasher safe
- Printed in the USA
- Makes a gift she will actually use
Pants: declined. Plans: canceled. Comfort: absolute.
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