If I Were A Vegetable Ceramic Mug 15 oz
If I were a vegetable, I'd be a cute one. Probably a radish. Maybe an heirloom tomato. Something with personality and the audacity to be expensive at the farmers market.
This if I were a vegetable mug commits to the thought experiment with full confidence. The vegetable category has been selected. The standards remain high.
Who this is for:
- The woman who applies her standards to all hypotheticals including produce
- The fun gift for the friend who would absolutely be the most interesting vegetable
- Anyone needing an if I were a vegetable mug for the lighthearted mornings
- The cute vegetable. Hypothetically. Obviously.
Made for the mornings that need a little absurdity before anything serious happens. The vegetable has been chosen. She stands by it.
What you get:
- 15 oz white ceramic, big enough to matter
- Microwave and dishwasher safe
- Printed in the USA
- Makes a gift she will actually use
Vegetable: cute. Category: confirmed. Standards: produce-level high.
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This made me laugh out loud. Bought two more.
The sass level is chef’s kiss.
Says what I’m thinking, but cuter.
Quality is solid, design is hilarious. Win-win.
My friend cried laughing when I gave her this.
This made me laugh out loud. Bought two more.
The sass level is chef’s kiss.
Says what I’m thinking, but cuter.
Quality is solid, design is hilarious. Win-win.
My friend cried laughing when I gave her this.
My new favorite mug. I refuse to share it.
Cute, snarky, and weirdly empowering.
Bought this for my sister. Now I want one too.
It’s like they crawled into my brain and turned my thoughts into merch.
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My new favorite mug. I refuse to share it.
Cute, snarky, and weirdly empowering.
Bought this for my sister. Now I want one too.
It’s like they crawled into my brain and turned my thoughts into merch.
I don’t know who needs to hear this, but you need this.