If I Had to Hide A Body You'd Be The First Person I Would Call Best Friend Gift Candle
If I had to hide a body, you'd be the first person I'd call. The trust is absolute, the loyalty is tested, and the friendship is the kind that handles logistics without asking questions.
This hide a body best friend candle is the gift for the friendship that operates at maximum trust level.
Who this is for:
- The best friend who would show up with a shovel and no questions
- Anyone needing a dark humor friendship candle that earns the laugh
- The ride-or-die who is exactly this person
What you get:
- 9 oz candle in amber or clear glass
- Coconut apricot wax blend, clean-burning
- Your choice of 8 scents
- Made in the USA
Body: hypothetical. Friend: called first. Trust: maximum.
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