I Smell Children Tee
I smell children. The Sanderson Sisters knew, and this shirt knows. A signature scent. An acquired skill. A very specific talent that only applies in October and at birthday parties.
This I Smell Children tee is the Hocus Pocus quote worn by the woman who watched that movie enough times to make it a personality trait.
Who this is for:
- The Hocus Pocus fan who quotes it year-round but especially in October
- The mom who finds this deeply relatable and deeply funny simultaneously
- Anyone who needs an I Smell Children tee for the Halloween season
What you get:
- BELLA+CANVAS 3001 — retail fit, side-seamed, tear-away label
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (Athletic & Black Heather: 90/10 cotton-poly; Ash: 99/1)
- 4.2 oz, 32 singles — soft, structured, built to last
- Printed in the USA, sizes S–3XL
Machine wash cold inside-out. Do not iron over print.
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