I Pretend Coffee Ceramic Mug 15 oz
I pretend the coffee is doing something, but I am still a bitch. The transparency is refreshing. The caffeine is doing its best. The personality has other plans.
This I pretend coffee mug skips the polite fiction and admits the whole truth. The mug is held, the coffee is consumed, the bitch remains fully operational.
Who this is for:
- The one whose morning person performance has fooled exactly nobody
- The gag gift for the friend whose mood predates the caffeine by hours
- Anyone needing an I pretend coffee mug for the honest mornings
- The caffeinated. And still. Unapologetically.
Made for the kitchens where the coffee ritual happens and the demeanor stays precisely where it was. The pretending is a courtesy. The bitch is a constant.
What you get:
- 15 oz white ceramic, big enough to matter
- Microwave and dishwasher safe
- Printed in the USA
- Makes a gift she will actually use
Coffee: pretending. Bitch: not. Balance: achieved.
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This made me laugh out loud. Bought two more.
The sass level is chef’s kiss.
Says what I’m thinking, but cuter.
Quality is solid, design is hilarious. Win-win.
My friend cried laughing when I gave her this.
This made me laugh out loud. Bought two more.
The sass level is chef’s kiss.
Says what I’m thinking, but cuter.
Quality is solid, design is hilarious. Win-win.
My friend cried laughing when I gave her this.
My new favorite mug. I refuse to share it.
Cute, snarky, and weirdly empowering.
Bought this for my sister. Now I want one too.
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My new favorite mug. I refuse to share it.
Cute, snarky, and weirdly empowering.
Bought this for my sister. Now I want one too.
It’s like they crawled into my brain and turned my thoughts into merch.
I don’t know who needs to hear this, but you need this.