I Only Drink On Days Ceramic Mug 15 oz
I only drink on days that start with T: Tuesday, Thursday, Today, Tomorrow, and technically the rest of them if you squint at the spelling.
This I only drink on days mug posts the personal policy with the loophole fully baked in. The policy is principled. The principle is flexible.
Who this is for:
- The woman whose drinking schedule is technically rule-based
- The gag gift for the friend whose policy has remarkable interpretive range
- Anyone needing an I only drink on days mug for the technically compliant
- The principled. Within a generous definition of the principles.
Made for the ones who made a rule and then immediately found every loophole within it. The days are tracked. The tracking is creative.
What you get:
- 15 oz white ceramic, big enough to matter
- Microwave and dishwasher safe
- Printed in the USA
- Makes a gift she will actually use
Days: starting with T. Coverage: comprehensive. Policy: technically solid.
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