I Like Spooky Things & The Word F-ck Funny Halloween Gift Candle
Her personality has two pillars, and this label lists both. The horror-movie queue and the vocabulary are equally committed.
This funny halloween gift states the whole truth. Spooky things. The word f-ck. A complete profile.
Who this is for:
- The horror fan whose October starts in August
- The friend fluent in both jump scares and profanity
- Anyone needing a spooky gift for her with an accurate bio
- The spooky one, swearing appreciatively at the screen
Scent for the haunted headquarters. Blackberry Vanilla for potion-dark sweetness. Cinnamon Chai for horror-marathon coziness. Lavender for after the credits, heart rate recovery. Two loves. One candle. F-cking spooky.
What you get:
- 9oz candle available in an amber or clear glass jar
- Vegan blend of coconut, apricot, and soy wax with a small amount of food-grade paraffin for structure and scent throw
- Clean-burning, biodegradable, and free from toxins, parabens, and phthalates
- Cotton wick
- Printed in the USA
- Makes a gift she will actually keep
Vibes: spooky. Vocabulary: colorful. Accuracy: total.
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