I Have To Drink Because You're Like Super Boring Ceramic Mug 15 oz
I have to drink because you're, like, super boring. The explanation nobody requested, delivered mid-sip with devastating sincerity.
This super boring mug assigns the blame accurately. The beverage isn't a habit, it's a coping mechanism for the conversation.
Who this is for:
- The brutally honest friend surviving dull company heroically
- The gag gift for the group's designated truth teller
- Anyone needing a you're super boring mug for the meetings
- The bored. Hydrating. For survival.
Made for the small talk marathons and the meetings that could've been emails. The cup goes up, the eyes glaze over, the honesty stays printed.
What you get:
- 15 oz white ceramic, big enough to matter
- Microwave and dishwasher safe
- Printed in the USA
- Makes a gift she will actually use
Cause: you. Effect: drinking. Diagnosis: boring.
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