I Fully Intend To Haunt People When I Die Ceramic Mug 15 oz
I fully intend to haunt people when I die. There's a list, there's a plan, and she has been workshopping the material for decades.
This haunt people mug commits to the afterlife strategy in advance. The haunting will be targeted, personalized, and frankly earned.
Who this is for:
- The witchy petty one who jokes about this but means it a little
- The Halloween gift for the friend drafting her haunting itinerary
- Anyone needing a fully intend to haunt people mug for the shelf
- The future ghost. Prepared. With notes.
Made for the ones settling in for the long game. The list is specific, the grudges are documented, and the haunting methodology is still in development.
What you get:
- 15 oz white ceramic, big enough to matter
- Microwave and dishwasher safe
- Printed in the USA
- Makes a gift she will actually use
Intention: haunt. List: finalized. Afterlife: productive.
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The sass level is chef’s kiss.
Says what I’m thinking, but cuter.
Quality is solid, design is hilarious. Win-win.
My friend cried laughing when I gave her this.
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Cute, snarky, and weirdly empowering.
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It’s like they crawled into my brain and turned my thoughts into merch.
I don’t know who needs to hear this, but you need this.