I Don't Watch Crime Shows Mug 15 oz
I don't watch crime shows for fun. I watch them to learn. The distinction is important and the curriculum is comprehensive and the notes are detailed.
This I don't watch crime shows mug clarifies the purpose with full academic seriousness. The viewing is research. The research is ongoing. The knowledge base is expanding.
Who this is for:
- The true crime fan whose viewing is educational and she will defend that classification
- The gift for the friend whose crime show library constitutes a survival course
- Anyone needing an I don't watch crime shows mug for the researcher
- The student. Of crime. For reasons. Serious ones.
Made for the ones whose streaming history looks like a graduate program and whose conversations suggest she could solve several open cases. The research continues.
What you get:
- 15 oz white ceramic, big enough to matter
- Microwave and dishwasher safe
- Printed in the USA
- Makes a gift she will actually use
Crime shows: educational. Notes: detailed. Research: ongoing. Fun: not the point.
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