I Don't Trust Anyone Ceramic Mug 15 oz
I don't trust anyone who doesn't like dogs and anyone who says they don't like cheese. The vetting process is simple. The disqualifications are few but firm.
This I don't trust anyone mug posts the trust criteria publicly. The dogs and the cheese are the screening questions. The results determine everything.
Who this is for:
- The woman whose character assessment system is efficient and non-negotiable
- The relatable gift for the friend whose criteria are these exactly
- Anyone needing an I don't trust anyone who doesn't like dogs mug
- The vetter. Of people. Based on dogs and cheese. Correctly.
Made for the ones who found the right questions early and stuck with them. The criteria are posted. The assessment is ongoing.
What you get:
- 15 oz white ceramic, big enough to matter
- Microwave and dishwasher safe
- Printed in the USA
- Makes a gift she will actually use
Trust: conditional. Criteria: dogs and cheese. Results: accurate.
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