I Don't Speak Dipshit
I don't speak dipshit. The language was offered, the enrollment was declined, and the communication gap persists for excellent reasons.
This I don't speak dipshit mug posts the language policy publicly. The vocabulary isn't available in that dialect. She's not bilingual in this particular way.
Who this is for:
- The woman done translating nonsense into patience
- The gag gift for the friend with a very selective communication policy
- Anyone needing an I don't speak dipshit mug for the desk
- The fluent. In other things. Not this.
Made for the conversations that required a phrase she didn't have. Now she has the mug. It handles the response for her.
What you get:
- 15 oz white ceramic, big enough to matter
- Microwave and dishwasher safe
- Printed in the USA
- Makes a gift she will actually use
Language: declined. Response: this mug. Communication: resolved.
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Why do people love us? Let them explain.
This made me laugh out loud. Bought two more.
The sass level is chef’s kiss.
Says what I’m thinking, but cuter.
Quality is solid, design is hilarious. Win-win.
My friend cried laughing when I gave her this.
This made me laugh out loud. Bought two more.
The sass level is chef’s kiss.
Says what I’m thinking, but cuter.
Quality is solid, design is hilarious. Win-win.
My friend cried laughing when I gave her this.
My new favorite mug. I refuse to share it.
Cute, snarky, and weirdly empowering.
Bought this for my sister. Now I want one too.
It’s like they crawled into my brain and turned my thoughts into merch.
I don’t know who needs to hear this, but you need this.
My new favorite mug. I refuse to share it.
Cute, snarky, and weirdly empowering.
Bought this for my sister. Now I want one too.
It’s like they crawled into my brain and turned my thoughts into merch.
I don’t know who needs to hear this, but you need this.