I Don't Expect Everything To Be Handed To Me Ceramic Mug 15 oz
I don't expect everything to be handed to me. Just the important stuff, with a bow, before noon, while it's still warm. The bar is reasonable.
This don't expect everything mug calibrates the expectations honestly. She's not asking for everything. Just the specific things. On time.
Who this is for:
- The woman with very targeted expectations and no apology for them
- The gag gift for the friend who is specific about her wants and clear about her needs
- Anyone needing an I don't expect everything handed to me mug for the desk
- The reasonable. Selectively. With a bow.
Made for the mornings before the negotiations begin. The expectations are posted. The bow is requested. The rest is flexible.
What you get:
- 15 oz white ceramic, big enough to matter
- Microwave and dishwasher safe
- Printed in the USA
- Makes a gift she will actually use
Everything: not required. Important stuff: yes. Bow: preferred.
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This made me laugh out loud. Bought two more.
The sass level is chef’s kiss.
Says what I’m thinking, but cuter.
Quality is solid, design is hilarious. Win-win.
My friend cried laughing when I gave her this.
This made me laugh out loud. Bought two more.
The sass level is chef’s kiss.
Says what I’m thinking, but cuter.
Quality is solid, design is hilarious. Win-win.
My friend cried laughing when I gave her this.
My new favorite mug. I refuse to share it.
Cute, snarky, and weirdly empowering.
Bought this for my sister. Now I want one too.
It’s like they crawled into my brain and turned my thoughts into merch.
I don’t know who needs to hear this, but you need this.
My new favorite mug. I refuse to share it.
Cute, snarky, and weirdly empowering.
Bought this for my sister. Now I want one too.
It’s like they crawled into my brain and turned my thoughts into merch.
I don’t know who needs to hear this, but you need this.