Some people bring wine to the party. Some people are the party. This label is for the second kind, from the second kind.

This funny gift from a friend makes the universal claim. Having Me In Your Life is the gift. Everything else is packaging.

Who this is for:

• The friend, partner, or relative receiving the honest truth
• The gift exchange where humility was never invited
• Anyone needing a funny gift for anyone that flatters the giver, correctly
• The lucky recipient of you. The candle is a formality.

Scent selected by the main gift. Cashmere Musk for the giver's aura, obviously. Blackberry Vanilla for the sweetness you bring. Lavender for the calm you occasionally provide. Presence: the present.

What you get:

• 9oz candle available in an amber or clear glass jar
• Vegan blend of coconut, apricot, and soy wax with a small amount of food-grade paraffin for structure and scent throw
• Clean-burning, biodegradable, and free from toxins, parabens, and phthalates
• Cotton wick
• Printed in the USA
• Makes a gift she will actually keep

The gift: you. The proof: printed. The candle: supporting evidence.