Having Me As Wife Is Really The Only Gift You Need Candle
He asked what she wanted for the holidays. Wrong question. The real question is what more could he possibly want.
This funny gift for husband from wife clarifies the household ledger. Having Me As Wife: the gift that keeps arriving daily.
Who this is for:
- The husband receiving an accurate financial statement
- The anniversary, birthday, or Christmas that needed a laugh
- Anyone needing a funny wife gift that gifts the truth
- Him. Married up. Reminded annually.
Scent, chosen by the gift in residence. Cashmere Musk for her standing in the household. Vanilla Bean for the home she makes. Cinnamon Chai for the mornings he gets to share with greatness. Lucky man. It's in print now.
What you get:
- 9oz candle available in an amber or clear glass jar
- Vegan blend of coconut, apricot, and soy wax with a small amount of food-grade paraffin for structure and scent throw
- Clean-burning, biodegradable, and free from toxins, parabens, and phthalates
- Cotton wick
- Printed in the USA
- Makes a gift he will actually keep
Wife: the gift. Husband: the beneficiary. Candle: the annual reminder.
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