Half Ass Ceramic Mug 15 oz
Half ass. The effort level that gets the job technically done while preserving maximum energy for literally anything else.
This half ass mug files no apologies. The work was completed, the bar was cleared, and there's plenty of coffee left for activities she actually likes.
Who this is for:
- The realist who knows not everything deserves full throttle
- The gag gift for the friend with a finely calibrated effort scale
- Anyone needing a half ass mug for the honest mornings
- The efficient. Strategically.
Made for the tasks that earned exactly the output they asked for. Some things get 100%. The rest get this mug's philosophy.
What you get:
- 15 oz white ceramic, big enough to matter
- Microwave and dishwasher safe
- Printed in the USA
- Makes a gift she will actually use
Effort: half. Results: present. Energy saved: considerable.
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Why do people love us? Let them explain.
This made me laugh out loud. Bought two more.
The sass level is chef’s kiss.
Says what I’m thinking, but cuter.
Quality is solid, design is hilarious. Win-win.
My friend cried laughing when I gave her this.
This made me laugh out loud. Bought two more.
The sass level is chef’s kiss.
Says what I’m thinking, but cuter.
Quality is solid, design is hilarious. Win-win.
My friend cried laughing when I gave her this.
My new favorite mug. I refuse to share it.
Cute, snarky, and weirdly empowering.
Bought this for my sister. Now I want one too.
It’s like they crawled into my brain and turned my thoughts into merch.
I don’t know who needs to hear this, but you need this.
My new favorite mug. I refuse to share it.
Cute, snarky, and weirdly empowering.
Bought this for my sister. Now I want one too.
It’s like they crawled into my brain and turned my thoughts into merch.
I don’t know who needs to hear this, but you need this.