She is growing a whole person while answering emails and being asked if she's tired. Yes. She is making a human. And sh-t.

This funny pregnancy gift for her honors the workload. Nine months of manufacturing, zero days off, one perfect excuse for everything.

Who this is for:

• The pregnant best friend doing the most, literally
• The baby shower gift for the mom who runs on dark humor
• Anyone needing a pregnancy gift funny enough for the group chat
• The human-maker herself, mid-production, unstoppable

Scent for the production floor. Lavender for the naps that count as work now. Vanilla Bean for the comfort evenings she has earned. Blackberry Vanilla for the cravings department. Busy making a human. Everything else can wait.

What you get:

• 9oz candle available in an amber or clear glass jar
• Vegan blend of coconut, apricot, and soy wax with a small amount of food-grade paraffin for structure and scent throw
• Clean-burning, biodegradable, and free from toxins, parabens, and phthalates
• Cotton wick
• Printed in the USA
• Makes a gift she will actually keep

Workload: a human. Excuse: permanent. Candle: well deserved.