Every 30 Seconds Ceramic Mug 15 oz
Every 30 seconds, somewhere in the world, someone is doing something that would make her absolutely lose it. She is aware. She is monitoring the situation closely.
This every 30 seconds mug keeps the real-time update on the state of human behavior. The data is incoming. The reactions are justified. The frequency is not improving.
Who this is for:
- The woman whose awareness of the world's nonsense runs on a 30-second update cycle
- The gag gift for the friend who is perpetually informed and perpetually exasperated
- Anyone needing an every 30 seconds mug for the vigilant mornings
- The monitoring. Continuously. Of everything.
Made for the ones who track the output of human behavior with great personal investment. The 30 seconds keeps ticking. The material keeps arriving.
What you get:
- 15 oz white ceramic, big enough to matter
- Microwave and dishwasher safe
- Printed in the USA
- Makes a gift she will actually use
Every 30 seconds: something. Response: appropriate. Monitoring: continuous.
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