Emotionally Constipated Ceramic Mug 15 oz
Emotionally constipated: the feelings are in there. They're just not moving. The blockage is real and the prognosis for emotional release is unclear and possibly pending adequate snacks and the right playlist.
This emotionally constipated mug names the condition with clinical accuracy. The feelings exist. The processing timeline is TBD.
Who this is for:
- The woman who has feelings she hasn't gotten around to yet
- The relatable gift for the friend who processes everything eventually but not today
- Anyone needing an emotionally constipated mug for the honest desk
- The feelings-having. Processing: pending. Timeline: unclear.
Made for the ones who know their feelings are in there and are getting to them as soon as the conditions are right. The coffee is step one. The rest follows.
What you get:
- 15 oz white ceramic, big enough to matter
- Microwave and dishwasher safe
- Printed in the USA
- Makes a gift she will actually use
Feelings: present. Movement: blocked. Processing: scheduled eventually.
Optionen auswählen
Why do people love us? Let them explain.
This made me laugh out loud. Bought two more.
The sass level is chef’s kiss.
Says what I’m thinking, but cuter.
Quality is solid, design is hilarious. Win-win.
My friend cried laughing when I gave her this.
This made me laugh out loud. Bought two more.
The sass level is chef’s kiss.
Says what I’m thinking, but cuter.
Quality is solid, design is hilarious. Win-win.
My friend cried laughing when I gave her this.
My new favorite mug. I refuse to share it.
Cute, snarky, and weirdly empowering.
Bought this for my sister. Now I want one too.
It’s like they crawled into my brain and turned my thoughts into merch.
I don’t know who needs to hear this, but you need this.
My new favorite mug. I refuse to share it.
Cute, snarky, and weirdly empowering.
Bought this for my sister. Now I want one too.
It’s like they crawled into my brain and turned my thoughts into merch.
I don’t know who needs to hear this, but you need this.