Don't Tell Me To Calm Down Ceramic Mug 15 oz
Don't tell me to calm down. Historic success rate of that sentence: zero percent. Current forecast: escalation with a chance of receipts.
This don't tell me to calm down mug issues the advisory in advance. She was calm. Then someone said the words. Science did the rest.
Who this is for:
- The passionate one whose volume is a feature, not a bug
- The gift for the friend who has never once calmed down on command
- Anyone needing a don't tell me to calm down mug as fair warning
- The calm. Until instructed to be. Then never.
Made for the ones who feel things at full resolution. The energy is earned, the point is valid, and the mug backs her completely.
What you get:
- 15 oz white ceramic, big enough to matter
- Microwave and dishwasher safe
- Printed in the USA
- Makes a gift she will actually use
Calm: was. Down: no. Warning: posted.
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This made me laugh out loud. Bought two more.
The sass level is chef’s kiss.
Says what I’m thinking, but cuter.
Quality is solid, design is hilarious. Win-win.
My friend cried laughing when I gave her this.
This made me laugh out loud. Bought two more.
The sass level is chef’s kiss.
Says what I’m thinking, but cuter.
Quality is solid, design is hilarious. Win-win.
My friend cried laughing when I gave her this.
My new favorite mug. I refuse to share it.
Cute, snarky, and weirdly empowering.
Bought this for my sister. Now I want one too.
It’s like they crawled into my brain and turned my thoughts into merch.
I don’t know who needs to hear this, but you need this.
My new favorite mug. I refuse to share it.
Cute, snarky, and weirdly empowering.
Bought this for my sister. Now I want one too.
It’s like they crawled into my brain and turned my thoughts into merch.
I don’t know who needs to hear this, but you need this.