Don’t Be A Hippo-Twatamus Twatwaffle Cuntasaurous Ceramic Mug 15 oz
Don't be a hippo-twatamus. Or a twatwaffle. Or a cuntasaurous. The full taxonomy of people to avoid becoming, in one educational mug.
This hippo-twatamus mug delivers the field guide with zero apologies. The species are real, the warning is loving, and the vocabulary is elite.
Who this is for:
- The potty-mouthed bestie with a linguistics degree in profanity
- The gag gift that makes the whole party wheeze
- Anyone needing a hippo-twatamus mug for the bold shelf
- The classy. With a filthy dictionary.
Made for the friends who curse creatively and love loyally. The words are unprintable elsewhere. Here, they're the whole point.
What you get:
- 15 oz white ceramic, big enough to matter
- Microwave and dishwasher safe
- Printed in the USA
- Makes a gift she will actually use
Species: identified. Advice: heeded. Laughter: guaranteed.
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Says what I’m thinking, but cuter.
Quality is solid, design is hilarious. Win-win.
My friend cried laughing when I gave her this.
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The sass level is chef’s kiss.
Says what I’m thinking, but cuter.
Quality is solid, design is hilarious. Win-win.
My friend cried laughing when I gave her this.
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Cute, snarky, and weirdly empowering.
Bought this for my sister. Now I want one too.
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