Definitely Not For Covering Up The Smell Candle
No reason. No incident. Nothing happened in the bathroom, the kitchen, or the vicinity of the dog. This candle is purely decorative. Obviously.
This funny gag gift commits to the world's least convincing denial. Definitely not for covering anything up. Definitely.
Who this is for:
- The household with a strategic candle by every bathroom
- The roommate gift that says everything by denying everything
- Anyone needing a funny candle gift with plausible deniability
- The guilty. All of them. The candle says nothing.
Scent for the innocent. Fraser Fir for full atmospheric replacement, hypothetically. Lavender for calm, unrelated calm. Vanilla Bean for ambiance, just ambiance. Nothing happened. Light accordingly.
What you get:
- 9oz candle available in an amber or clear glass jar
- Vegan blend of coconut, apricot, and soy wax with a small amount of food-grade paraffin for structure and scent throw
- Clean-burning, biodegradable, and free from toxins, parabens, and phthalates
- Cotton wick
- Printed in the USA
- Makes a gift she will actually keep
Purpose: decorative, allegedly. Denial: printed. Effectiveness: complete.
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This made me laugh out loud. Bought two more.
The sass level is chef’s kiss.
Says what I’m thinking, but cuter.
Quality is solid, design is hilarious. Win-win.
My friend cried laughing when I gave her this.
This made me laugh out loud. Bought two more.
The sass level is chef’s kiss.
Says what I’m thinking, but cuter.
Quality is solid, design is hilarious. Win-win.
My friend cried laughing when I gave her this.
My new favorite mug. I refuse to share it.
Cute, snarky, and weirdly empowering.
Bought this for my sister. Now I want one too.
It’s like they crawled into my brain and turned my thoughts into merch.
I don’t know who needs to hear this, but you need this.
My new favorite mug. I refuse to share it.
Cute, snarky, and weirdly empowering.
Bought this for my sister. Now I want one too.
It’s like they crawled into my brain and turned my thoughts into merch.
I don’t know who needs to hear this, but you need this.