Death Before Decaf Ceramic Mug 15 oz
Some principles are worth dying for. Caffeine is one of them. Death Before Decaf: the oath, the lifestyle, the mug.
This death before decaf mug declares the allegiance in bold print. Full strength or nothing, no exceptions, no substitutions, no mercy.
Who this is for:
- The purist who considers decaf a personal insult
- The gift for the friend with strong coffee opinions, loudly held
- Anyone needing a death before decaf mug worn like a badge
- The loyalist. Committed. Fully leaded.
Made for the ones who ask if this is decaf like it's an accusation. The mug states the position so she never has to repeat herself. She will anyway.
What you get:
- 15 oz white ceramic, big enough to matter
- Microwave and dishwasher safe
- Printed in the USA
- Makes a gift she will actually use
Oath: sworn. Decaf: banished. Honor: intact.
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