Hope Your New Neighbors Aren't Serial Killers New Home Gift Candle
Hope your new neighbors aren't serial killers — the new home gift candle that says congratulations on the house and also, Googled the crime statistics for you, just in case.
This funny new home candle is the housewarming gift that covers both the joy of the move and the very valid questions about who lives next door.
Who this is for:
- The new homeowner who deserves a funny housewarming gift
- Anyone looking for a new home candle that earns the laugh immediately
- The true crime friend who gets it on multiple levels
What you get:
- 9 oz candle in amber or clear glass
- Coconut apricot wax blend, clean-burning
- Your choice of 8 scents
- Made in the USA
New home: congrats. Neighbors: TBD. Candle: lit just in case.
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