

Custom Light When The Dog Farts Gift Candle

Every household has a designated offender. Science knows it. The couch knows it. Now the candle knows it, by name.
This personalized gag gift assigns accountability where it belongs. Light When Her Name Farts, a functional appliance with a printed culprit.
Add the name right on the product page and we print it on the label. Justice, aromatic and specific.
Who this is for:
- The husband, dog, or roommate with a documented record
- The white elephant gift that will get screamed at
- Anyone needing a custom funny gift with a job to do
- The named party. Deny it all you want. The label stands.
Scent for emergency deployment. Fraser Fir for full-coverage response. Cinnamon Chai for warm cover operations. Lavender for the aftermath, all of it. Strike when needed. Which is often.
What you get:
- 9oz candle available in an amber or clear glass jar
- Vegan blend of coconut, apricot, and soy wax with a small amount of food-grade paraffin for structure and scent throw
- Clean-burning, biodegradable, and free from toxins, parabens, and phthalates
- Cotton wick
- Printed in the USA
- Makes a gift she will actually keep
Culprit: named. Candle: armed. Household: breathable.
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