Half of them don't work. The rest aren't very bright. And somehow they're all tangled together in the same open-plan strand.

This funny coworker christmas gift delivers the office's favorite comparison. Christmas lights. Exactly like that. All of it.

Who this is for:

• The work bestie who will laugh too loud at the holiday party
• The Secret Santa exchange that rewards honesty
• Anyone needing a funny office holiday gift with a perfect metaphor
• The whole strand. May the working half carry on.

Scent for the office party. Cinnamon Chai for the breakroom holiday spread. Fraser Fir for the sad lobby tree, doing its best. Vanilla Bean for the potluck cookies that redeem everything. Plug in. Hope for the best.

What you get:

• 9oz candle available in an amber or clear glass jar
• Vegan blend of coconut, apricot, and soy wax with a small amount of food-grade paraffin for structure and scent throw
• Clean-burning, biodegradable, and free from toxins, parabens, and phthalates
• Cotton wick
• Printed in the USA
• Makes a gift she will actually keep

Half: not working. Rest: dim. Metaphor: flawless.