Calm Down Ceramic Mug 15 oz
Calm down. Said to someone who has never once in history calmed down as a result of being told to calm down. The instruction is well-intentioned. The results are universally poor.
This calm down mug posts the advice that never works and documents the irony of putting it on a mug for someone who definitely needs something stronger than calm down.
Who this is for:
- The woman who has heard calm down and responded in the least calm way possible
- The gag gift for the friend whose regulation settings are permanently at high
- Anyone needing a calm down mug for the desk where calm down is aspirational
- The calming. Working on it. This mug is not helping.
Made for the ones who try. The calm is a goal. The mug is the joke. The irony is the whole point.
What you get:
- 15 oz white ceramic, big enough to matter
- Microwave and dishwasher safe
- Printed in the USA
- Makes a gift she will actually use
Calm: advised. Down: pending. Results: historically poor.
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The sass level is chef’s kiss.
Says what I’m thinking, but cuter.
Quality is solid, design is hilarious. Win-win.
My friend cried laughing when I gave her this.
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Cute, snarky, and weirdly empowering.
Bought this for my sister. Now I want one too.
It’s like they crawled into my brain and turned my thoughts into merch.
I don’t know who needs to hear this, but you need this.