The bouquet is decorative. The real bridesmaid equipment is two free hands and zero squeamishness at mile marker champagne-number-four.

This bridesmaid gift honors the job's realest requirement. Dress-holding. In a stall. With love.

Who this is for:

• The bridesmaid who accepted the role knowing the fine print
• The squad member with the steadiest hands in the bathroom brigade
• Anyone needing a funny bridesmaid gift for the day-of crew
• The dress-holders. The unsung. The essential.

Scent for the squad. Blackberry Vanilla for the getting-ready mimosas. Cashmere Musk for the photos in between duties. Lavender for the post-reception foot recovery. Service: rendered. Dress: dry. Legend: made.

What you get:

• 9oz candle available in an amber or clear glass jar
• Vegan blend of coconut, apricot, and soy wax with a small amount of food-grade paraffin for structure and scent throw
• Clean-burning, biodegradable, and free from toxins, parabens, and phthalates
• Cotton wick
• Printed in the USA
• Makes a gift she will actually keep

Hands: steady. Dress: held. Bridesmaid: decorated veteran.