Roses were an option. She chose forensics. The poetry of a true crime devotee rhymes a little differently, and this label commits to it.

This dark humor gift delivers the valentine only some friendships can exchange. A poem, technically. Romantic, forensically.

Who this is for:

• The true crime friend who falls asleep to case documentaries
• The one whose search history requires context and a lawyer's shrug
• Anyone needing a dark humor gift for the podcast-obsessed
• The poet's muse. Watch your back. Lovingly.

Scent for the evidence room, cozier edition. Blackberry Vanilla, dark and sweet like the genre. Lavender for winding down after the finale. Cinnamon Chai for the theory-crafting sessions. Case: closed. Candle: exhibit A.

What you get:

• 9oz candle available in an amber or clear glass jar
• Vegan blend of coconut, apricot, and soy wax with a small amount of food-grade paraffin for structure and scent throw
• Clean-burning, biodegradable, and free from toxins, parabens, and phthalates
• Cotton wick
• Printed in the USA
• Makes a gift she will actually keep

Poetry: forensic. Humor: dark. Friendship: unshakeable.