Blood Spatter Is Red Luminol Shines Are Blue Ceramic Mug 15 oz
Blood spatter is red, luminol shines are blue, I watch too much true crime, and so does someone exactly like you.
This true crime Valentine mug pairs forensics with romance in the most niche love letter ever printed. The chemistry is mutual. So is the obsession.
Who this is for:
- The true crime couple whose date nights involve subtitles and timelines
- The Valentine's gift for the forensic-file fanatic
- Anyone needing a blood spatter luminol mug for the investigation partner
- The co-investigator. Matched. Alarming to others.
Made for the partnerships built on shared darkness and podcast queues. The romance is unconventional. The connection is undeniable.
What you get:
- 15 oz white ceramic, big enough to matter
- Microwave and dishwasher safe
- Printed in the USA
- Makes a gift she will actually use
Spatter: red. Luminol: glowing. Love: forensic.
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