Baby Announcement Making A Human & Sh*t Candle
Some people announce with sonogram frames and soft filters. Others hand the family this and watch the room process it in stages.
This baby announcement gift breaks the news with attitude. Making A Human & Sh*t. Casual delivery. Enormous news.
Who this is for:
- The couple whose announcement style is deadpan chaos
- The grandparents-to-be who will laugh right after they scream
- Anyone needing a funny baby announcement that matches the family humor
- The human-makers. Busy. Clearly.
Scent for the reveal party. Blackberry Vanilla for the celebration toasts, sparkling cider edition. Vanilla Bean for the nursery-planning nights ahead. Lavender for the parents, who will need it. Human: in production. News: delivered.
What you get:
- 9oz candle available in an amber or clear glass jar
- Vegan blend of coconut, apricot, and soy wax with a small amount of food-grade paraffin for structure and scent throw
- Clean-burning, biodegradable, and free from toxins, parabens, and phthalates
- Cotton wick
- Printed in the USA
- Makes a gift they will actually keep
Announcement: made. Style: iconic. Family: screaming, happily.
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