Ancient philosophy, modern application. When the inbox wins, the wise do not argue. They lace up and leave.

This funny hiking gift quotes the sages accurately. F-ck This S-it & Went Hiking, the oldest and most effective wellness plan.

Who this is for:

• The hiker whose therapy has switchbacks and a summit
• The friend who answers stress with elevation gain
• Anyone needing an outdoorsy gift for her that respects the escape
• The wise person, mid-trail, phone on airplane mode, thriving

Scent from the trailhead. Fraser Fir, obviously, for the forest prescription. Beachwood for coastal trail energy. Lavender for the post-hike stretch and smugness. Wisdom awaits at the summit.

What you get:

• 9oz candle available in an amber or clear glass jar
• Vegan blend of coconut, apricot, and soy wax with a small amount of food-grade paraffin for structure and scent throw
• Clean-burning, biodegradable, and free from toxins, parabens, and phthalates
• Cotton wick
• Printed in the USA
• Makes a gift she will actually keep

S-it: forsaken. Trail: taken. Candle: basecamp approved.