My Crystal Ball Says Tee
Ever wish you could call out nonsense without saying a word? 🙄 We all know that friend (or coworker, or ex) who’s just asking for a little… psychic realness. Enter the tee that does the eye-rolling for you—complete with a crystal ball, sass, and enough attitude to handle your Monday.
Introducing the My Crystal Ball Says Tee: the funny shirt made for women who love a little sarcasm sprinkled in with their style. Slip it on and feel instantly empowered—like you’ve got your own magical force field against BS. Cute, comfortable, and a total conversation starter, this graphic tee lets you give off witchy vibes (and a warning) wherever you go.
FEATURES & BENEFITS
👕 100% Ring-Spun Cotton – Soft, breathable, and feels like your favorite tee from day one
💃 Flattering Fit for Real Bodies – Not boxy, not tight—just right (even after tacos)
🇺🇸 Printed in the USA – Proudly made by our team
🧺 Machine-Washable Sass – Because laundry day shouldn’t ruin your vibe
📏 Available in Sizes S–3XL – Every body deserves to feel comfy and cute
Whether you’re hexing bad dates, Netflix binging with your coven, or just surviving another Target run, the My Crystal Ball Says Tee is your go-to for laughs and looks. It’s perfect for that sister who’s always one sarcastic comment away from HR, your BFF’s birthday, or treating yourself when you’re feeling extra witchy. Pair it with jeans, leggings, or your comfiest skirt—the magic is in your mood.
Loved by thousands of women who believe funny is flattering.
Ready to let your tee do the talking? Add this funny favorite to your cart now—because you deserve a shirt that’s as sharp and chic as you are!
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