{"product_id":"zombie-before-coffee-ceramic-mug-15-oz","title":"Zombie Before Coffee Ceramic Mug 15 oz","description":"\u003cp\u003eShuffling. Groaning. Reaching for things. The pre-coffee state has a clinical name, and it's zombie. This mug is the antidote, administered orally.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis zombie coffee mug diagnoses the morning condition accurately. Undead until brewed, human shortly after.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWho this is for:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe morning zombie seeking reanimation, daily\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe Halloween-adjacent gift that works all year\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAnyone needing a zombie coffee mug that gets the condition\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe walking dead. ETA to living: one cup.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eMade for the resurrection hour. The transformation is visible: first sip, eyes focus. Second sip, speech returns. Bottom of the mug, fully human.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhat you get:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e15 oz white ceramic, big enough to matter\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMicrowave and dishwasher safe\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePrinted in the USA\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMakes a gift they will actually use\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eCondition: zombie. Treatment: coffee. Prognosis: excellent.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"CustomCat","offers":[{"title":"White \/ One Size","offer_id":41540785111198,"sku":"1032-9816-97941848-47456","price":21.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0414\/7724\/3038\/products\/zombie-before-coffee-ceramic-mug-15-oz-drinkware-white-one-size-customcat-t-shirt-32889151324318.png?v=1754346943","url":"https:\/\/www.peachysunday.com\/de\/products\/zombie-before-coffee-ceramic-mug-15-oz","provider":"Peachy Sunday","version":"1.0","type":"link"}