{"product_id":"patience-ceramic-mug-15-oz","title":"Patience Ceramic Mug 15 oz","description":"\u003cp\u003ePatience: currently unavailable, try again later, leave a message at the tone, and do not expect a callback today.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis patience mug posts the out-of-office on the virtue everyone keeps requesting. The wait for the wait is indefinite. She'll circle back never.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWho this is for:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe woman whose patience has officially clocked out\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe gag gift for the coworker on thin ice with the universe\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAnyone needing a patience unavailable mug for the authentic mornings\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe done waiting. On anything.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eMade for the lines, the holds, the third follow-up email, and the repeated explanations. Patience is a virtue. The virtue is on sabbatical.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhat you get:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e15 oz white ceramic, big enough to matter\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMicrowave and dishwasher safe\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePrinted in the USA\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMakes a gift she will actually use\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003ePatience: out. Return date: TBD. Coffee: in.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"CustomCat","offers":[{"title":"White \/ One Size","offer_id":41537057489054,"sku":"1032-9816-97887357-47456","price":21.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0414\/7724\/3038\/products\/patience-ceramic-mug-15-oz-drinkware-white-one-size-customcat-t-shirt-32878048837790.png?v=1754346824","url":"https:\/\/www.peachysunday.com\/de\/products\/patience-ceramic-mug-15-oz","provider":"Peachy Sunday","version":"1.0","type":"link"}