{"product_id":"lost-friends-and-money-ceramic-mug-15-oz","title":"Lost Friends And Money Ceramic Mug 15 oz","description":"\u003cp\u003eLost friends and money. The two most expensive things in life, and somehow they always leave at the same time and in the same direction.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis lost friends and money mug files the inventory with dark accuracy. The ledger is short. The losses are noted. The mug holds the debrief.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWho this is for:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe woman who has done the accounting and found the results unsurprising\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe gag gift for the friend who can narrate both losses with impressive detail\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAnyone needing a lost friends and money mug for the philosophical mornings\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe accountant. Of losses. Both kinds. Simultaneously.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eMade for the mornings after the ledger was reviewed. The friends: gone. The money: also gone. The coffee: the only thing still showing up consistently.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhat you get:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e15 oz white ceramic, big enough to matter\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMicrowave and dishwasher safe\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePrinted in the USA\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMakes a gift she will actually use\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eFriends: lost. Money: also lost. Coffee: still here.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"CustomCat","offers":[{"title":"White \/ One Size","offer_id":41572610211998,"sku":"1032-9816-98241134-47456","price":21.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0414\/7724\/3038\/products\/lost-friends-and-money-ceramic-mug-15-oz-drinkware-white-one-size-customcat-t-shirt-32995527262366.png?v=1754347618","url":"https:\/\/www.peachysunday.com\/de\/products\/lost-friends-and-money-ceramic-mug-15-oz","provider":"Peachy Sunday","version":"1.0","type":"link"}