{"product_id":"little-miss-never-drinking-again-ceramic-mug-15-oz","title":"Little Miss Never Drinking Again Ceramic Mug 15 oz","description":"\u003cp\u003eLittle Miss Never Drinking Again, reporting for coffee. The vow was sworn at 2am, notarized by a headache, and scheduled for renewal next weekend.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis never drinking again mug honors the most broken promise in brunch history. The commitment is sincere every single Sunday morning.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWho this is for:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe Sunday morning philosopher rethinking Saturday night\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe gag gift for the friend whose last time is never the last time\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAnyone needing a never drinking again mug for the recovery hours\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLittle Miss. Reformed. Until further notice.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eMade for the morning-after ritual: water, regret, carbs, and a mug that understands the cycle without judging it. Much.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhat you get:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e15 oz white ceramic, big enough to matter\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMicrowave and dishwasher safe\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePrinted in the USA\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMakes a gift she will actually use\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eVow: sworn. Expiration: Friday. Coffee: healing.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"CustomCat","offers":[{"title":"White \/ One Size","offer_id":41511451394206,"sku":"1032-9816-97788589-47456","price":21.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0414\/7724\/3038\/products\/little-miss-never-drinking-again-ceramic-mug-15-oz-drinkware-white-one-size-customcat-t-shirt-32795911913630.png?v=1754346239","url":"https:\/\/www.peachysunday.com\/de\/products\/little-miss-never-drinking-again-ceramic-mug-15-oz","provider":"Peachy Sunday","version":"1.0","type":"link"}