{"product_id":"calm-down-ceramic-mug-15-oz","title":"Calm Down Ceramic Mug 15 oz","description":"\u003cp\u003eCalm down. Said to someone who has never once in history calmed down as a result of being told to calm down. The instruction is well-intentioned. The results are universally poor.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis calm down mug posts the advice that never works and documents the irony of putting it on a mug for someone who definitely needs something stronger than calm down.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWho this is for:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe woman who has heard calm down and responded in the least calm way possible\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe gag gift for the friend whose regulation settings are permanently at high\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAnyone needing a calm down mug for the desk where calm down is aspirational\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe calming. Working on it. This mug is not helping.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eMade for the ones who try. The calm is a goal. The mug is the joke. The irony is the whole point.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhat you get:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e15 oz white ceramic, big enough to matter\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMicrowave and dishwasher safe\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePrinted in the USA\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMakes a gift she will actually use\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eCalm: advised. Down: pending. Results: historically poor.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"CustomCat","offers":[{"title":"White \/ One Size","offer_id":41599759548574,"sku":"1032-9816-98288144-47456","price":21.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0414\/7724\/3038\/products\/calm-down-ceramic-mug-15-oz-drinkware-white-one-size-customcat-t-shirt-33065171058846.png?v=1754347911","url":"https:\/\/www.peachysunday.com\/de\/products\/calm-down-ceramic-mug-15-oz","provider":"Peachy Sunday","version":"1.0","type":"link"}